there are no ants in new zealand

you can eat in your bedroom, drop crumbs all around and not worry about being eaten alive by an army of ants while you were sleeping because.....

there are no ants in new zealand
no roaches no mossies on the stree-eets
there are no ants in new zealand
what will the pangolin find to eat...
(sung to tune of "There Are No Cats in America" in American Tail)